13 7 / 2014
entire human race turns out to be some shitty performance art piece by the cosmic equivalent of an overly conceited art major
24 6 / 2014
31 5 / 2014
Gee, I am soooooooo sorryy that my body makes you so uncomfortable that you must constantly make a spectacle of my height every single time I see you!
And by “I’m so sorry” I really mean, I don’t give a fuck and I like that way I am, so you need to get over yourself and sort through your own insecurities first.
Don’t be surprised if I continue to be incredibly facetious every time we meet
I’m not sorry,
27 5 / 2014
- 1: For dating for 4-5 years we still are pretty lovey-dovey
- 2: I'm not a dove!
- 2: I'm a majestic eagle!
23 5 / 2014